YOU B*TCH! YOU TOOK MY HAIR DO: HALLE STEALS MY SHORT CURLY BOB

Ya, know... I try to be honest. I try to share my fabulousness with the public and the world know that how I achieve my favorite hairdos. I'm not shy about posting photos of myself, because if I don't post photos of how I achieve my gorgeous mane, then how will you all know what to do? But, this b*tch takes the cake! Did you really have to cyber-stalk me and steal my curly bob. You are a ruthless wench Halle. First, you take my body (there's only room for one thin caramel-complected, pug-nose black bombshell), then you take my man ( don't act like you don't know I'm talking about Michael Ealy), and now... MY HAIR?

I've been wearing the curly bob everyday since December of 2007. See? (photos below)

Ugh.... people are so JEALOUS of me! MESSAGE TO HALLE BERRY: STOP STALKING ME! STOP IT! LEAVE ME ALONE AND STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE ME, YOU DINOSAUR! STOP LOOKING IN MY WINDOW...STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND TOWN. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY STYLE!


I'm too through with this slore. Get her ass up out of here.