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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Jessie McCartney: I'm Leavin' (Oh Snap! I Think This Is For You JT)




Well, Justin TimberFAKE: It was fun while it lasted. This here young whipper-snapper thrown you out of the market you helped created. In fact, he gave me a message to give to you: Ya Fell Off when you split that track with Madonna. Your credibility in the streets is d-o-n-e. You might as well cook your rank fried chicken and make your tight-ass jeans.
He also left a note for Robin Thicke: Call your daddy and let him school you on how to never let a young buck like me take your place. Yea, bitch... can you believe I ran up in here and put you back on the shelf? Oh, P.S.: That ain't your baby... Tell Paula Patton I said, "wassup? Your phone shut off?"

We all remembered him as the frosted tip Malibu-Ken in training that got heavy rotation on Disney Radio and the hit WB show Summerland. But, he changed the hair, grew some peach fuzz and now talking big game. His lyrics are so sexy on his new track, Leavin', he'll have Minnie droppin' those polka-dotted drawers. Keep talking little Irish boy, because Miss LeAnne will march her 118-pounds right over to your door in her Vicky-Sees to see what's up. You better be singing that to the girl in the video... shoot! Break you off sumthin' proper.

P.S.: Tell your dude to step his game up and take care of that skin so he'll be baby smooth forever. Females don't want a pimple face for no boy-toy.BEST BETS SHAVE KIT for OILY SKIN


Saturday, February 2, 2008

NeXt Listen: Colin Munroe-"I Want Those Flashing Lights"

Friday, January 25, 2008

Asia Cruise, Selfish


I go to school in Jacksonville, Florida (her hometown) and never heard of this female, which makes sense since her identity was kept secret. The Hitz Commitee, the A&R people who discovered this teen miss, are the same folks responsible for T-Pain (Mr. Grease-E-lips) and Heuy ( Pop, Lock and Label-Drop-It). and launched the "Who is Asia Cruise?" online campaign disguising her looks with the sexy-slim silhouette, using only her sound instead of her looks.

As soon as her track, "Selfish" hit the scene, rumors popped up that she was Asia, winner of last year's Search For the Next Pussycat Doll show on the CW. Unfortunately, the only thing this girl and Asian Cruise have in common is a exotic appearance. Surprise, Surprise! This girl is actually of Asian decent... singing R&B. Now, before the naysayers poke fun, give her a chance (lord knows we didn't with Cassie or Nichole Scherzinger). The debut track features the ting-ting-a-ling of every processed pop track; weary "love-gone-wrong" lyrics and sassy low-blow runs that amount to absolutely nothing. Sorry, didn't mean to diminish any interest.

Instead of the average "Cheaters" storyline where girl finds out that boyfriend cheated and blaming herself for being a fool, she blames him for being too selfish to stop actin' a fool. The video starts with a young urban pretty boy being interviewed by the press and dodges the "are you involved" question by giving the standard reply that he is single. Women rush to his charming smile in eager anticipation. Song cues. She gets in his face. Blah. Blah. Blah.

Stick around for the last couple of seconds to see her display some singing chops, with a duo video.

All-in-all, I like her and I wish her well; time for Asians to come up. I can relate to the song because I, too, have been burned by someone who was too selfish to think about how his actions affected me. The voice is nothing spectacular, but I think Beyonce has burned enough of her fan base for us to finally move on from Divas to songbirds. Not everyone has to
blow to be a star, and since she can hold a tune better than Rihanna... can't be half bad huh?