In honor of Women’s History Month, I’m doing a special article on your revamping your little furbaby…and I ain’t talking about teacup Chihuahuas.



Once again the nation gets to use the month of March as an opportunity to promote the contributions women have made in history. Most importantly, the women’s sexual liberation. Everyone, say it with me!
Sexual Liberation!
Sexual Liberation!
Sexual Liberation!
Viva la cooch!

If you’re really thinking about going all the way in rejoicing your love of the nether parts, there are a few beauty treatments you may want to consider.

In days of yore all a woman needed to please was for it to be moist, round and brown. Now, even regular trims won’t put my crotch at the top of the “do me” list for guys.

I’ve got to bleach it to death, get it nip-tucked and lifted, then glitterize my kitty to be appealing to guys.
Every day new inventions come about on how to better please a man with your almighty vagina. And, everyday I’m more surprised by how much more outrageous these tactics become in comparison to the days prior. What I don’t understand is are men even attracted to this stuff? I feel like if a phatty katty on a platter is not appealing enough for my guy I may want to monitor his computer’s hard drive for frequent . But, what do I know? I’m not a man!

Nonetheless, here are my opinions on the latest in vag makeovers.

If you did not know about this spot beforehand, trust me! Jennifer Love Hewett will spread the word. Not only can you get your vagina hairless but you can Vajazzle it, too! J-Love visited the George Lopez show and announced to the world that after a brutal breakup her phatty katty needed an extra-special hug…and Swarovski crystals.

Only at Completely Bare Spa in New York City can you get a Crystal tattoo for your mound. But, that is only after you’ve received their laser hair removal and a facial.

Completely Bare Spa

No, no! On your real face… the one above your neck…I think?!
An CB in-house wax with sparkle do-dads cost about $115. Cannot make it to Completely Bare’s storefront?

They sell a self-waxing kit online for $135 complete with a warmer, wax strips and instructional DVD. The CB Flairs cost $25 and come in various shapes such as a starburst.

Now, to find a guy to show my butterfly off to…

Be Sociable, Share!