Friday, July 11, 2008

Thank You Yung Berg For Making Me Give Up On Men




Dear Yung Berg:
I'm not too big into Hip Hop music; most of it today is nothing more than the wishy-washy hopes of no-count men who clearly do not value an education or a thesaurus. I understand that you are not the brightest bulb in the carton ("get your lean on shawty, bring it back.." what in the world...?), but your loose lips went too far this time:


"I’m kinda racist… I don’t really like dark butts too much… It’s rare that I do dark butts. Like really rare… It’s like, no darker than me. No darker than me. I love the pool test…. If you can be like ‘Yo, baby. I met you in the club. Let’s go back to my house. Jump in the pool exactly like you are.’–And you don’t come looking better wet than you were before you got in the pool then that’s not a good look. Any girls that use brown gel to lay down her baby hair is not poppin"
As a light-bright-in-the-winter-time-bronze-goddess-in-the-summer black female of Caribbean descent, I am deeply offended by your comments. You need to venture elsewhere in the world and allow yourself to learn a thing or two so you may widen your world view of women.

Never has skin color been a determining factor for beauty when comes to women, and especially when it comes to black women. Black women can be the color of tar and still look better than the vagina you came from.
Ajuma, Oluchi and Maria Fuema are all darker complected models who have changed the face of beauty in America.

It is sad to see that fashion magazines, designers and ad execs across the globe with white skin can see the beauty in dark skin,while you--so comfortable in your blithe ignorance-- cannot bring yourself to hold upon your arm a black woman. As if these women need validation from you!
Its a shame that in 2008 I have to bring this up, but not none of these women are sitting around waiting for you or black men like you to sign off on their looks. Ajuma and Maria Fuema stay running the European runways.

Ho, sit down! Oluchi was in Sports Illustrated. You should be so goddamn grateful for her to even "ha-choo" sneeze in your direction to put a fire out in your burning crotch! I cannot believe that you get one hit track and decide to get so out of pocket with your racist rhetoric. And, proud as a peacock,too!

What had me most offended was that you were walking around with America's Next Top Model winner (barely), Jaslene. Have fun with your Brokeback Mountain extra and her lily-white skin.
Your ignorance and the ignorance of black men like you have turned me away from guys completely. I'd rather date Toccara's chocolaty tone than to waste my time with a fugly Ratatouille understudy, such as yourself.

Negrodamus, please!












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